Yeah, another Brady Bunch success.
Dear Ms. Henderson:
I am writing to you because I am a big fan of both you and the Brady Bunch. In fact I am so much a fan that I started a counseling group which utilizes Brady Bunch episodes to teach families to deal with conflict. The name of my group is Brady Aficionados Recognizing Family Issues Needing Goals or B.A.R.F.I.N.G. for short.
We have a good group of families who are participating and despite a few setbacks we are having some good results. As I mentioned we have a few setbacks including budget cuts forcing us to let go one of our counselors, Chuck. It was hard to give up Chuck but we are managing. Out of seven families who started the program six are graduating. We had to just throw up our hands and let the Miller’s go after they were hurling things at their kids. The last straw was then they were tossing their cookies during snack time. That is not very Brady behavior. The Miller’s are not very happy and have been spewing out lies about our program but we will get through this.
Since I have your attention I was wondering if I could get an Autograph photo of you for my collection. A have enclosed a self addressed stamped envelope for your return correspondence.